I adore vulvas but not exactly in how you might think. For me one of the most beautiful designs ever is the ancient Chinese spoon. If you saw it in a Swedish museum you might think it was designed there. As a male of the species (firmly in the heterosexual fold) I find the male organ ugly and not elegant. On the other hand the vulva is like a Chrysler Airflow. It is sleek and has understated beauty.

I once photographed a Chinese woman who told me that there was a tradition of Chinese poetry of the erotic kind that glorified the appearance of the rambutan. She brought one of these fruits to my studio and when she peeled it I knew what she was about.